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Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.
That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.
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to hold and shake your stomach, from the movie "goonies"
did you see Cedric the Entertainer do the truffle shuffle after the show?
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When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The cold crap swishing between you buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the next stall to get some paper.
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When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.
Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
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That annoying noise when girls wearing Uggs drag their feet in the hallway. Generally occurs during winter, when said boots are a fashion must.
"Dang, this winter is going to be terrible. I can already hear girls doing the ugg shuffle in the hallway."
"So, I just saw Julie ugg shuffling to Calculus. Her ugg privileges are SO revoked."
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The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.
I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.
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