under the table

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.

He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.

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Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

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Dicks On Table

When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.

He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won

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Table Troll

The below average beer pong player on the losing team who fails to make one cup during a game of beer pong has to then sit under the table during the next game and drink the winning teams cups until that game is over.

julio: " damn jose u better make a shot! "

rico: " ya man or ur gonna end up being the table troll "

jose: " fuck my life "

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Table Genie

When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.

Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::

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bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people

bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people

table spinner

A big fat nonce who spins on tables

Look at that table spinner