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The Actions of one using the lavitary without opening the lid, so you are left with a very smelly, sticky and warm seat.
wife - Good gosh dear!, what happened to the lavitary?!
husband - I couldn't be arsed to open the lid, so i made an Arabian Throne
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When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, getting a blowjob, while eating a sandwich.
Hey man, last night, my girlfriend made me king of the throne.
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Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin
The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.
To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)
This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)
The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.
While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"
A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.
Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.
When you have to wrap up a complex situation or task really fast and take no regards for quality or functional of the work done.
Sometimes also used in acronym form "G.O.T. it"
Person 1: Hey man, they pushed up the deadline to tomorrow.
Person 2: Oh no I'm not even close to done. I guess i have to Game of Throne it.
A way of telling someone you would like to have sex. If someone asks you this, they see you as a very respectful person. Someone even higher than themself in the social setting. If someone is to ask you this, it is a great honor. It also means they are looking to pleasure you more than they are trying to pleasure themself. If someone is to ask you this, I would say yes.
OH MY GOD, Jeremy asked me to sleep on the throne with him.