Random
Source Code
Random
the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.
see also on the blob, having the painters in
dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week
dude #2 - how comes?
dude #1 - playstation week
dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)
10👍 1👎
Slightly longer than one week; it is the English half-term holidays between February 9th and February 18th. It is named 'Danger Week' as the amount of alcohol consumed and laws broken on this week is enough to kill any man.
Holy shit, we're gonna die on Danger Week! There's nothing safe about it!!
10👍 1👎
Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.
Jacob: Hump of the week!
Karen: Yeah, just two more days to go...
10👍 1👎
The week of August 12th, 2018 when karma did its due diligence and exposed all of Jeffree's ex-friends.
Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.
Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.
Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Jeffree: "I'm really gonna need somebody in the government to write down this week as THE WEEK OF KARMA"
When everyone is feeling gloomy or dark, there's always a kind soul there to bring you up again and to brighten your day. :))
Happy Midnight Week everyone!!!
The week before a dentist appointment when you start flossing.
Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.
Early in the summer when recent high school graduates infest the beaches of the Northeast by getting drunk and stupid, usually by consuming cheap or low-alcohol beverages, such as Zima.
It's June and a kid is pissing on himself in the beach parking lot at 4 PM. It must be Zenior Week.