one eyed goat

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.

No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.

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One eyed Snake

The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better

Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*

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one-eyed Charlie

A vehicle with one headlight out.

Driving on the road, you see a car with one of its headlights out. Your passenger shouts, "Check out that one-eyed Charlie!"

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one-eyed pirate

When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.

man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night
man 2: what?
man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate
man 2: nice work dude!

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One-eyed Monster

When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.

I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!

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the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel

I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.

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one eyed mule

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

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