online school

something just to torture kids

teacher: its the pandemic and schools are closed, what do we do?
smart teacher: we should just let the kids chill, besides, education is not THAT important
dum dum: WHAT? THAT IS THE MOST STUPIDES IDEA I SAY WE MAKE online school

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America Online

(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience

by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.

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Get Online

The action on licking another male's ball-sack

I had to Get Online yesterday!

Wanna Get Online?

Let's Get Online

Online school

Poor excuse of wasting time. Usually 20 people in one zoom call pretending to be learning something.

Your mom: so how was online school
You: ok

Online School.

Its the same thing as prison

A murderer was arrested and sent to Online School.

Online school

A type of schooling that is meant for you to fail
This is sooo pointless and it doesn’t teach you anything

Mom:why are you failing all of your classes
Me:I had to do online school
Mom:ohhh that makes sense

Online school

Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages

Reasons why I want it to fuck off:

I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off

Why I am okay if it lasts forever:

Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class

Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!