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something just to torture kids
teacher: its the pandemic and schools are closed, what do we do?
smart teacher: we should just let the kids chill, besides, education is not THAT important
dum dum: WHAT? THAT IS THE MOST STUPIDES IDEA I SAY WE MAKE online school
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(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.
Optimize your internet experience
by smashing your monitor with a sledge hammer.
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When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.
A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!
An online (mostly offline) MMORPG.
The servers gets DDOSed alot for ransom money, therefore the name "Albion offline".
Person 1:"hey man do you play albion online?"
Person 2:"you mean albion offline?"
Person 1:"yeah"
Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages
Reasons why I want it to fuck off:
I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off
Why I am okay if it lasts forever:
Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class
Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!
Another term for FUCKING BULLSHIT
Dad: so, how's online school, son?
Son: please let me fucking die already