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An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
While slamming a girl in the ass, pull out as soon as her crap is comming out.
Drag your dick from her anus, through her ass crack, between her tits and to her mouth, while making sure you leave a solid trail of shit over her body.
Celebrate the end of the journey with a rough deep throat.
"I gave Sally the good old Oregon Trail last month, but she died of cholera after the journey."
Derived from the term California Sober or “Cali Sober,” which is when an individual in sobriety continues to use marijuana - Oregon Sober means the individual is abstinent from all drugs illegal in the state of Oregon. Which as of November 10, 2020 when (Measure 110 was passed) is no drugs. So it means an individual currently uses drugs.
Jimmy went to rehab, got 30 days sober, then decided to be Cali Sober, now he’s Oregon Sober… smh
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A small Oregon town, the filming site of the hit movie Stand By Me. It is also the home of famous western actor Sam Elliot. It has several annual events that draw in people from all over Oregon. It is south of Shedd and west of Halsey.
Ryan: Where was Stand By Me filmed?
James: In Brownsville, Oregon. Also, Sam Elliot lives there.
Ryan: Huh. Cool.
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The most ridiculously pointless town in all of oregon. Only in existance so that the inhabitants can attempt to explain that they live in Shedd, not in a shed.
No, I don't live in a shed. I live in Shedd. Shedd Oregon. It's 5 miles north and 6 miles south of those other 2 towns you've never heard of.
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He/She that doesn't respect others opinions and calls them close minded.
Republican: "Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to get married, one man and one woman is the way!"
Oregon Foster: "You're wrong and so close minded! I hate you!"
Republican: "And you call me close minded..."
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A small community of inbread hicks, who regulate there own population by mating with their relatives. Located in the middle of nowhere in Oregon.
Powers Oregon; where you aren't allowed to tap my cousin because I already have dibs.
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