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That Night Don’t Owe Us Nothing!

You went to a place and had a great time. 10 out of 10 fun night. You leave feeling like you got everything out of the night. Therefore THAT NIGHT DON’T OWE YOU NOTHING! Why doesn’t it owe you? Because you got all you expected and took it ALL!

We went to New Orleans last night. That night don’t owe us nothing!

by StaciLinn April 28, 2022


Do I owe you money?

A phrase used to accuse someone of staring at you, often used by Drill Instructors at Marine boot-camp. The point being that if someone does't have a valid reason to stare at you (like you owing them money) then they should stop doing it.

DI: (notices recruit looking at him) Hey recruit, do I owe you money?

Recruit: ... what? Sir, no sir!

DI: They stop frickin' eyeballing me then.

by Gyreneisms November 20, 2011

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5 o'clock shad-ow!

stubble puss like a wire brush on the unsuspecting peen

I warned him I was getting a wax tomorrow and had a little stubble puss but he was balls-deep before he figured out I was really rocking a 5 o'clock shad-ow! He got me back a week later when he turned a lovely 69 into an angry dragon.

by Brangelina's Bastard March 7, 2019

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you owe me 50 cents

If a friend says to you 'you owe me 50 cents' it means you have had sexual intercouse with someone that they have had sex with in the past.

Context:
Bill: I had sex with Sarah on Tuesday
Sam: Oh mate, you owe me 50 cents.

by M.Swagg June 20, 2015

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You owe me 78 dollars

"You owe me 78 dollars" is a phrase used when sarcastically demanding financial compensation, when it is completely inappropriate. Legend has it that the amount of $78 is based on a true story, where a bill for car maintenance was split between the members of a road trip, to fix damage that occurred a year after the trip.

Jack: Aw man, I just got a photo radar! You owe me 78 dollars!
Kate: Why?! You're the one driving!
Jack: Yeah, but you're in the car too. I'll send you a paypal invoice.

Hugo: Dude, try the sushi. It's awesome.
Sawyer: Okay, but if I don't like it you owe me 78 dollars.

by Dicklechips June 17, 2010

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Jinx, you owe me a soda

This is a fraise said when two people simultaneously say the same word or reference. You can also counter-fraise it by saying, ‘Soda machine is out of order, please put in another quarter

“I really want ice cream!” They both exclaimed. “Jinx, You owe me a soda!” April giggles.

by Kitty-Cat-Nwikki March 13, 2018

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OWS (Occupy Wall Street) Shower

Deodorant Only.

I overslept and didn't have time for a real bath,so I just took an OWS (Occupy Wall Street) shower instead.

by Dweeb0401 August 12, 2012