Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner

Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)

Paintball

An excuse to use when you get a hickey

Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday

Organic paintball

when a girl potato canon's (shoots) her tampon at you.

Hey Jim, how was your date with Sarah?
Ah man, it was great until she tried to play organic paintball!