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When a woman is acting sheepish or timid about doing something, someone can inform that person, "To be a woman and grow a pair of tits".
This expression is derived from the term male colleagues would utter towards each other, if a member of the group is acting in a timid or sheepish manor regarding a certain situation, "Be a man and grow a pair of balls".
Ann, stop being such a pussy and grow a pair of tits!
An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.
Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.
When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.
Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.
Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.
Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”
Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"
*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"
Telling someone to gather the confidence and strength to do something scary.
To have the strength and confidence of a vagina as opposed to ‘balls’ which are notoriously weak and sensitive.
To a friend: “come on, I know you’re freaking out about this but you’ve just got to grow a pair of flaps
To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.
Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.