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When a woman is acting sheepish or timid about doing something, someone can inform that person, "To be a woman and grow a pair of tits".
This expression is derived from the term male colleagues would utter towards each other, if a member of the group is acting in a timid or sheepish manor regarding a certain situation, "Be a man and grow a pair of balls".
Ann, stop being such a pussy and grow a pair of tits!
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An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.
Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.
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When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.
Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.
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Yeah getting fucked by a cripple also reduces your ability to pair bond.
Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”
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Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"
*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"
Telling someone to gather the confidence and strength to do something scary.
To have the strength and confidence of a vagina as opposed to ‘balls’ which are notoriously weak and sensitive.
To a friend: “come on, I know you’re freaking out about this but you’ve just got to grow a pair of flaps
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When glasses are used in an ad
I bought 2 pairs from $199.
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