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An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.
I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.
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A run down shitty trailer or slanty shanty within the city limits of West Allis WI.
Hey buddy! Bring your Trans-Am over to the palace in stallis tonight, I got a 30 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice!
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A place that looks calm and serine from the outside, but contains non-stop partying on the inside. This partying is due to many things, such as; "babe of the year", sweet "mini-fridge", old stereo, and mega-hottie "Jill of the Jungle".
Non-stop chillaxin also takes place in the palce of party.
Cool Guy #1: Where you goin?
Cool Guy #2: Dude! The Party Palace.
Cool Guy #1: Wow that's totally sweet, can I come?
Cool Guy #2: I dunno, can you handle non-stop party and chillaxin action?
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most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
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A huge yet inconspicious shop in manchester where all the scene/fashionXcore cunt girls form stoke on trent go on the train. Often the aforementioned fashion core cunts are drunk 15 year olds looking for tutus and old badges to make them seem individual. Their plan is fatally flawed.. they go in and buy exactly the same things in different colours, therefore looking the exact carbon copies of each other.
They mess up affleck's palace for everyone else. Because the shop-keepers expect everyone else to be cunts. The fashionXcore elite rarely ever venture upstairs in affleck's apalce, to the second hand and thrift stalls because they're so 'vintage' they can't own anything older than 3 months old. The only reason they go upstairs is if they're drunk or have heard that someone will pierce their lip or give them a star tatoo for a relatively low price, without parental consent.
Affleck's palace would actually be half decent if it wasn't for these vans-wearing cunts blocking the entrance.
fashionXcore girl: ah, me and chez went manchester the other day when we were supposed be at school, we went on the train and spent the whole day there.
me: didn't you go anywhere else in manchester?
fashionXcore girl: where's manchester?
Scene cunt: Ah, I well bought a super ted badge and a tutu from affleck's paalce the other day. Affleck's palace is mint.. do you know what's upstairs?
Me: yeah, it's really cool, there's all these second hand shops..
Scene cunt: second hand shops? really? Well i was gonna go up last time but this woman kept iving me evils.
Me: Oh yeah, I know the one.. She's really nice I had a really long conversation with her the other day about just life in general. The people at Affleck's palace love me because I don't dress speak or act like a cunt.
Scene cunt: Well.. I was drunk!
Me: exactly you scene cunt.
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Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇
The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.
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1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
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