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Kindness panic

The awkward interaction between two excessively polite people faced with a choice. Regularly occurring in doorways, hallways, at dinner parties and occasionally on the road; it may appear as temporary paralysis, poor decision making and jerky dancing.

She held the door for him as he, in a classic case of kindness panic, held out his hand and said "After you."

On being offered the last canapΓ©, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"

by yeahsnagyeah December 2, 2013


panic pick

1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.

"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy

by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009


Panic! At The Dick

When you see your crush breathing and your dick starts having a seizure and you start to panic.

- Stanley Marsh 2018

Craig: *breathes*
Tweek: *shrieks and has a Panic! At The Dick*

by owo whats this? August 5, 2018


Nazi Panic

The sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a swastika onto the forehead of the beneficiary. This usually makes people of panic when being viewed.

He’s looked like a Nazi so I gave him a Nazi Panic

by bear dance February 15, 2020

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Panic Buying

Usually around seasonal times, bank holidays etc, people tend to buy more food products than they need even though the supermarkets will only be closed for 1-2 days.

wife - 'i must have that last tin of baked beans'
husband - 'its xmas darling when will we need baked beans? we dont want to be seen to be panic buying'
wife - 'the shops will be shut who knows?? grab it, its the last 1'
husband - argghhhhhhh!

by fastforward December 18, 2008

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DON'T PANIC

Always do this.

Douglas Adams said so.

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004

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panic fuck

the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents

shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

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