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People or persons who are sexually attracted to pots and pans; usually associated with cooking.
Pansexual Peter:"Dayyum I could sure go for some fried eggs this morning."
Some Other Faggot:"What the fuck is it with you and cooking eggs?"
Pansexual Peter: "I'm sorry mang, I can't help it. I 'jes love me the look of some o' those Frying pans y'all niggas have."
Some Other Faggot: "What the fuck dude?"
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Someone who is attractive to a all genders simultaneously. They do not just fall in love with someone for their genitals. They are not sluts. They are not attracted to cook wear. They are real people
1: do you like cisgirls or cis guys
2: I like both
1: do you like trans girls or trans guys
2: I like them both. I'm pansexual. And I don't care what the persons genitals are I just love them for them
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When you are sexually active to the inanimate cooking object known widely as the pan.
Cooking pans are the best choice when uwuing
with said pan. May be tough first time but you can fit a raccoon up your ass so you ain't special.
"Hey guys I'm pansexual"
Everyone starts gasping as to how I shove an 18 inch cooking pan up my ass.
Applause
"Delicious, finally some goodfucking food"
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A person who doesn't care what is in your pants or under your shirt because they like everyone trans,girls,boys,non-binary,etc. Never tell a pansexual person that they made it up and don't ask if they have sex with pans its not funny anymore. But pretty much if your a human and they like you they will take you. And just to be clear bi and pan are DIFFERENT.
Person 1: are you bi because you dated a girl and a guy before
Person 2: Nope i'm pansexual
Person 1 : what the hell does that mean ,you have sex with frying pans or something
Person 2: No, it means i like everyone
Person 1: So bi
Person 2: PAN ,NOT BI I LIKE BOYS ,GIRLS, NON-BINARY ,TRANS ,ETC; BI PEOPLE ONLY LIKE MEN AND WOMEN GET THAT THERE YOUR TINY BRAIN!
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Some pansexual: I wanna fuck a pan so bad
A normal person: Can you please fuck off
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No, it’s not when someone has sex with pans. It’s when a person doesn’t care about gender or sexuality, they love everyone, regardless of what they have down there.
Mom: wait...so you said you’re Pansexual, do you fuck pans?
David: uh...no mom, I fuck everyone.
Mom: oh.
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Someone who has a interest or sexual yearning for pans.
"Wow that pansexual sure loves that baking pan."
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