Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

Delaware Dirt Path

The act of performing intercourse through someone's colostomy hole.

Andrew decided to take the Delaware Dirt Path when his 80 year old domestic partner had his b-hole sown shut

hacky path

Course of action, conduct, or procedure inducing unavoidable skillfull excogitation.

Billy found himself homeless and destitute as a result of the "hacky path" he embarked on.

The Tatefold Path

When someone devotes their life to Andrew Tate in hopes of becoming a true alpha male.

What happened to Bryce?

He followed The Tatefold Path to enlightenment.

Feller of the path

A feller of the path means roadman in yapanese.

Oh good heavens, it's a feller of the path! I sure hope he doesn't defraud our belongings.

Mother-In-O-path

A mother in law that hate u and is a mentely ill and hates there son/daughter

Bob/Oh my Mother-In-O-path hates me

Jeff/ same