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An unwritten law of physics that states that if an object is in free fall and you're trying to prevent it from dropping to the floor, it will always land far away from your hand.
Tried to catch that little Prilosec tablet. I don't see it anywhere; must've rolled under the bed. Peck's Law!
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The act of passing things you dont want to do to Andre!
Lee said you have to suit up and go in the acid area because your at the bottom of the pecking order.
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Term invented by shy lanky teenage boys trying to escape the friendzone
Hey Kirsty, do you want to be friends who peck?
(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.
From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and Δ£rab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll Γ§reate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.
The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.
The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!
The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
My friend brianna thinks he's the sexiest beast going not when he was a fat child tho
Omg josh peck in David dobriks vlogs took off his shirt I died
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A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.
'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'
A hand drawn bankers draft. A cheque (sometimes rubberised)
Beduth rhyming slang
"That Gregory Peck you gave me the other day bounced you robbing bastard"
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