Cubist Phase

1. Point in an artist's career where they go batshit insane and start producing very abstract/ avant-garde pieces of art.

2. Excuse used when an artist has gone off the deep end and/or produces sub-par works.

(Note: I don't consider Cubism as a whole to be subpar in any way, and I am actually quite partial to it)

1. The song "Revolution 9" by The Beatles was probably made during their Cubist Phase.

God likely created this while he was going through his Cubist Phase.

2. "I'm sorry, Johnson, but we just can't put any of this art in our gallery."
"Please try to be understanding, Sir. I'm going through my Cubist Phase, trying different things".

Fnaf Phase

A part of Childhood that you should cherish. It is when you are really addicted to a game called Five Nights At Freddy's. People mostly get interested in the lore and the music instead of the games.

: What are you addicted to?
: Children getting murdered by a psychopathic person
: What?
: Shut up I'm in my Fnaf Phase!

Phase 9

Primarily in Military context. The state of becoming single after a period of time away from home, i.e deployment/IET training. Typically started by the soldier's significant other, in the act of finding someone else while they're gone.

Soldier 1: Dude, I just got Phase 9'd by that bitch.

Soldier 2: For real?

Soldier 1: Yeah man, not cool.

douche phase

(Doosh feyz)

noun

1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.

2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).

verb

douche phasing

1. The act of being in a douche phase.

n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"

2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"

verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"

Stream not a phase

Streaming Not a phase:
• cleared my skin
• made my grades higher
• cured my depression
• made me meet my dad again

Person 1: Omg I am so failing this test tomorrow
Person 2: Don’t worry, just stream not a phase

The "Special Phase"

The "Special Phase" is a relationship stage that is kinda like the talking stage but everything is better. It has all the positives the talking stage doesn't, and is a better way to identify a relationship then the talking stage as nobody likes that stage.

Can we be in the "Special Phase" I hate talking stages

phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.

This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.