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random skinheads that will skin you alive
Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.
Jack: We're fucked.
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The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
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One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation
Mother: please tidy your room
Me: not now I’m taking a dub
Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey
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The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.
Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.
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The act of going number 2 in your pants while at work and doing nothing about it (or attending a massage after the act).
Friend #1: I really need the toilet
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now
-Verb, to steal or to take property where doing so demonstrates a stingy or miserly characteristic.
I knew Rich liked to pikey things from KFC, but apparently you do too.