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Someone who engages in heinous, prolonged substance abuse and pays the price in hangover hell.
Sam: 'I.. I... I can't feel my face...'
Whelan: 'How did Jamie manage to keep us awake all night?'
Sam: 'Because we're pit dwellers Whelan, and Jamie is the Headmistress'
1. the sexual activity of a couple, willingly exposed in front of a bunch of people.
2. a kwik fukk
1. pit shtupping is/was an ecstatic rites characteristic according to some cultures around the world
2. there are tons of porntubes on the internet in which you can watch zillions of pit shtup videos.
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1. A social area in the basement of Williams Hall at U-W Rock County where nerdy or geeky type people go to hang out together.
2. A fucked up place where homework does not get done.
3. A place where everything you say can becomes a sexual innuendo.
4. Where boobs are sacred and PIE IS EATEN!!!!!
1. "I'm going to go hang out at the pit after class"
2. "I would have done my homework but I went to the pit instead."
3. "In-YOUR-indo."
4. "OMNOMNOM"
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A female of indeterminate age who expresses a determined and voluble preference for Pit Bull type dogs, rather than her fellow humans. A Pit hag is usually either a young woman without children, or an older woman whose children have left home. Denied appropriate objects of maternal affections, these women focus on a type of dog that appears to need 'protecting' from media attention when they maul or kill someone (which they do rather often).
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
Did you see the Pit Hag blaming the victim of that pit bull mauling on a mauling thread?
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A massive non stop waste of money that you regret severely in hind sight
Buying a car while living in NYC
money pit
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A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"
"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."
Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)
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In motocross, the person that holds the racer's water or bike while the racer is preoccupied is called the pit bitch. Although it seems like a derogatory term, the job is actually very important to the racer. Female presence is expected.
In motorcycle racing, every pit bitch graduates to an umbrella girl and the clothing becomes sexier because of the lack of dirt and dust. Also, high heels can be worn on the pavement.
Squid: "Dude I could have totally used a pit bitch after that last moto, I nearly passed the fuck out when I came off the track!"
Pro: "Man, I remember those days. My pit bitch holds my water while I'm in the gate and she even holds my bike when I gotta take a piss!"