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a postition where two men place a woman on their shoulders, and one holds her and the other eats her out
We silver platter that bitch last night
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A platter of fucking different types of shit.
Corkle asked the waiter at China Lulu what came in the pu pu platter. The waiter, Chang Lee. told Corkle that there was 4 pieces of dog shit, 3 cow patties, 15 or 16 rabbit pellets, and one piece of elephant fuck in the pu pu pkatter.
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The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid
A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.
The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.
An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.
Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
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When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers
After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.
someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.
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