Pootie Tang

greatest movie every, pimp, smooth, mack, ice cold.

i gots to say da nae nae

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pootie dragon

a female whose breath smells like her vagina

"ooooh son, pootie dragon had some stank breath."

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Hijack the Pooty

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation

C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"

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pooty-tang

slang for the most delicious part of the female body

I really love everything about the pooty-tang.

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pooty tang

Fictional character who represents positive outcomes in the face of adversity; also a very cool guy who speaks jibberish.

"We never knew what Pootie was saying, but we always know what he MEANT."

That guy is so cool, he's playing like he's Pootie Tang . . . I just saw him smack the taste out of some punks mouth for using foul language in front of children.

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Pootie tang

Slang for pretty thing, more obscure than perdy thang.

Ooh she a pootie tang.

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Pootie Tang

1.) A role model human being, someone everyone should aspire to to follow in moral compass as well as style. A Pootie Tang knows when/where/why/how to act like a bad-ass motherfucker in a respectful and proper manner while being a role model for children and treating the ladies with respect. Slick dancing moves, fly clothes, and and ass-whippin' belt aren't required but are certainly smiled upon.
2.) A BAMF, but respectful and proper one at the same time.
3.) A character from the popular film "Pootie Tang" played by Lance Crouther. In the film Pootie tang is a Super Hero who help save the people of Chicago from Lector Corp., an evil corporation that sells fast foods, cigarettes and alcohol to children. Throughout the film Pootie Tang teaches right from wrong, whips bad guy's asses with his belt, and talks complete jibberish because he is jut too damn cool for words.

4.)Abbriviated form: P-Tang

1.) Wow man, that Chuck Norris is almost a regular Pootie Tang!

2.)
JB: That Pootie Tang, boy he is just one bad-ass motherfucker, he is just so fly and awesome and he always kickin' somebody's ass, and treatin' the ladies all nice like and goddamn we talkin' 'bout coolness off the meter!
Lacey: Yeah and he's a BAMF too.
3.)Quote from Movie-- " Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!" -JB

4.) Yo P-Tang can you come help me with this real quick?

5.)Just ask yourself, "WWPTD"-- What Would Pootie Tang Do?

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