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A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
someones square or rectangularish shaped head
your head is so squarish
its called a poptart head,duh
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a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.
My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!
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a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her
laura... the shooort onnnnnne
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Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)
Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!
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Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.
I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!
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