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When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole
I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.
You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf
When the porcupine catches you lacking.
I was porcupined in the forest last night.
A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.
After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine
The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”
When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you
Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine
Used to describe a hopeless romantic. Someone spiky who's in love with a balloon. Used in Carlos Lerma's film "Porcupine"