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okay! how start? he is so handsome, when I met him .... he was being difficult, but I was always there because he was the guy who drove me crazy. I think he's the love of my life, he's my safe place. when I feel bad I go to him and he makes the moment happy.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.
Diego Torres Portal, te amooooo
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A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.
Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!
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Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
Portals is the 3rd studio album by American singer and songwriter Melanie Martinez. It’s a bop.
Person: “have you heard portals?”
Everyone with taste: “fuckk yeah!”
An album by Melanie Martinez released on March 31, 2023.
Oh My God, have you heard the new Melanie Martinez album PORTALS? It's so good!!!
Another word for the noun “mouth”.
“I’m going to shove some food into my nom nom portal.”