Definition 1:
A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal
Definition 2:
The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.
Definition 1:
Mum: Cooking dinner
Son: Can I have an extra potato?
Definition 2:
Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!!
Zac: Oh no
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Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.
Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
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The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
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When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.
Aiden: can worms cry...?
Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
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Another name for a silencer
I told my nigga to be smoove he put a potato on the barrel
Dang you can't hear nothing with that potato on
I told my nigga to be smoove he put a potato on the barrel
Dang you can't hear nothing with that potato on
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The ultimate gift you send your friends and loved ones @ www.personalpotato.com to ensure they know how much you mean to them.
Johnny sent me this beautiful potato with "happy anniversary" written on it from www.personalpotato.com he's the best husband ever!
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People Over Thirty Acting Twenty One.
Nate: Is that your mom over there dancing to Lady Gaga?
Lori: Yeah, she is such a Potato.
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