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When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.
I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!
The dance you do when you are desperate to use the toilet to avoid peeing or pooping your pants.
That kid's doing the potty dance!
kid: Mommy I need to go potty!
seconds later, kid pees their pants
When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.
For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.
When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.
Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!
People when they need to pee
OOooo looks like we need to go pp in the potty!
To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
Someone who is hot and smokes pot
Petyl - "Alexia is such a hottie pottie"