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a person who purposefully farts in a crowd to enjoy the commotion it causes.
Dude, your homeboy is a straight
potty-terrorist. He farted the entire flight to Hawaii and just sat there innocently enjoying the mayhem he created. People were confused and pissed.
When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.
I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!
When you teach your children to use the toilet instead of a diaper or pull-up. It's so they don't piss and shit on the floor all day long when they're grown. Most people were trained regardless if they have an actual toilet or not.
Mom: "I'm potty training little Suzie."
Bro: "Well you're bad at it. She pissed on the floor, again."
People when they need to pee
OOooo looks like we need to go pp in the potty!
When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.
Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!
To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
Someone who is hot and smokes pot
Petyl - "Alexia is such a hottie pottie"