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"dude what's procrastinating"
"i'll tell you tomorrow"
(Adj.) A task that can be put off or procrastinated on.
"I have to do my chemistry assignment that's due tomorrow, but my history assignment is procrastinable because it's not due until next week."
Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."
Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
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Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
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"I'll do it tomorrow."
The practice of doing your work and then going to literally anything except for your work.
Friend: Why aren't you doing your work?
Me: Sorry, I practice Procrastinism
Friend: Oh ok
What you are probably doing right now.
Person 1: "so finished your english homework"
Person 2: "nup"
Person 1: "so what are you doing"
Person 2: "procrastinating..."
Person 1: "same..."
Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination"
Person 1: "Anything"
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I think i've typed more on Facebook chat than i did my last research paper. (procrastination)
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