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When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.
Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!
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A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!
He flunked out of chemistry.
Yeah, he's addicted to procrasturbation.
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Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating
I was procrasturbating yesterday.
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A person who puts off pleasuring themselves.
She had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her to wait until supper was over.
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(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating
I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.
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The act of procrastination taken to the next level.
Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.
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To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.
Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?
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