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Apple Products

Apple products are poor in quality.

In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.

Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.

by Windows & Linux User September 4, 2008

58πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


product control

1. A control function for financial products in an investment bank.

2. (In common usage) A dead end, also known as the ACA graveyard. Seen as an avenue of last resort for lowly paid ex-auditors unable to attain jobs even vaguley connected with value generation.

I need this compliance seminar like I need a job in Product Control.

by Sage of London February 21, 2008

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ZZDG Productions

A popular, Youtube video producing group. They specialize in Wii game cheats and reviews as well as tutorials for apple products. They are currently affiliated with ZZDG Studios their secondary youtube channel, CodMaster011, and lastly UltimateCodMaster. They have been known by their siginiture phrases such as: "filmed on a iPhone". They have and continue to make videos to be "seen all over the world".

Person 1: "Hey, we need some Cheats for our Wii".
Person 2: "Well lets check out ZZDG Productions".

by Furger5 February 17, 2011

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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.

Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.

by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010

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Apple Product

Something that is way to overpriced

That car is an Apple Product

by rickjm November 3, 2021

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Consume product

To mindlessly buy shit you don’t need for stupid reasons, typically because it’s advertised well.

Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next products.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling February 1, 2022

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pie productions

A film production company set up in 2004 by the founders Gaf Gaf and Arran. The company has many hits to its name such as Cockroaches, The Yeti, Fruits of the Forest, Lord of the Rings 4, and Skooter Boi. Quite possibly one of the greatest combinations of genius in the history of film Pie Productions is still producing and entertaining audiences worldwide.

Person 1: Wow that film owned... Who made it?
Person 2: Pie Productions.
Person 1: Thought so.

by Piepiepie November 12, 2006

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