un-reverse psychology

When someone tries to make you think they are using reverse psychology when in reality they are not.

Are you using un-reverse psychology on me?

JCS - Criminal Psychology

A guy on youtube who does cool videos about criminals

guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"

matter of psychology (mop)

unfair competition in a spelling bee between Harold and Donata because Harold hears more voices in his head and can answer quicker.

You and me
in a spelling bee
moments of uncertainty
a matter of psychology (mop)

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Psychological Auto Pilot

a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:

because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...

Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.

"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"

"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"

You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."

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Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology

When you make the move that your opponent thinks you wouldn't do because they thought you would make the move they expected you to do because they think you were avoiding using the move that they wouldn't expect you to do.

Guy 1:How did you win that game?

Guy 2: I used Reverse Reverse Reverse Psychology, and his brain hurt so badly that he just surrendered

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psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

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Operah-eque psychology

Common-sense, rational logical reasoning

You're definitely unlike the average computer user, you employed some excellent Operah-eque psychology to shut down those brain-dead blathering computer-using idiots

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