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To hump someone as hard as you possibly can.
Mate, I thunder pumped that girl all night long!
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one who goes to the gym to talk rather than work out. A pump shark will continually walk up to people who he/she senses are have a good work out. The shark will then stroll up to that person and talk their ear off until they have effectively taken away the persons pump, hereby killing that persons workout for the day.
jake: Im going to get a great pump in today!! I can't wait to get to the gym and get my swoll on. You wanna go around 3?
Timmy: Man, if you want a get a good work out you better put your head phones on and stay away from that fuckin pump shark thats always there around that time.
Jake: Fuck that lets just go to the other gym so we don't run into that guy
A rapper that is actually mentally retarded.
Guy: You're going 70 miles per hour. How long will it take you to drive 70 miles?
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!
Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.
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Someone who drives away without paying for their gas. Some try to claim it's a form of social justice because "the oil companies are ripping us off." Basically it's stealing from the guy who owns the local gas station.
Thanks to the pump bandits you now have to prepay all the time.
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A marijuana vaporizer with a small fan located internally near the bowl. When turned on, the fan pumps the THC laden air down your win pipe, in the end causing a lot of peaceful intelligent thoughts. For best effects use some dro.
Having that peace pump artificially breath for me helps fight my chronic diarrhea.
That peace pump gets me ripped.
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1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.
2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.
1. Ghouds presents as a quality and reliable partner. However, unbeknownst to any other party involved, he typically removes his protection via the Ghost Pump method, thereby leaving a wake of pregnancies, STDs and Creampies.
2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.
2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.
to tell someone to slow down when trying to jump conclusions about someone or something; to slow your role; to caution another concerning any particular matter
Kenny, Pump the brakes, you are lying she did not steal your car!
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