purge scrotector

A child so ill as to make you never want kids.

Okay I just made this shi up. Still though YOU know who I’m talking about. Enough said. That kid is such a purge scrotector!

Senior Purge

When you’ve graduated (or are close to graduating) high school, the act of deleting contacts, unadding snapchat friends, unfollowing people etc. that you barely spoke to or never plan on speaking too again.

Friend 1: Dude, why do you have 50 people on Snapchat?

Friend 2: I did my Senior Purge. I couldn’t stand any of these kids. Never speaking to them again.