The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.
"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."
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A type of LSD that comes in mostly gel tabs. It fucks you up HARD.
Man. I took 5 hits of Purple Alien Head last weeks and I went to all of Venus' moons with a cartoon lizard. It was a blast.
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1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.
"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."
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Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore
i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often
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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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