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Vladimir Putin

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

by BlueJersey November 5, 2017

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vladimir putin

a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.

Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.

by SiberianPenguin January 24, 2010

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Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

by NoNamesNeeded February 7, 2015

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Wide putin

The greatest meme

Agreed wide putin be gaming

by PoopBaeon July 30, 2021

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Go Putin

To suddenly attack with a decisive outcome.

"Better relax before I go Putin on you."

by Kurt Langston September 3, 2008

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vladimir putin

a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!

ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.

by Alex Homeskillet March 4, 2008

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Vladimir putin

A prick

You know that’s guy Vladimir putin he’s a prick

by Shitwiggle February 27, 2022

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