Monty Python

A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.

Have you seen Monty Python on tv recently?

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butt python

Another name for a gay man's penis.

Gay man1: Let me get my butt python hard.
Gay man2: Hurry up please!

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Dirty Python

When the male genetalia is inserted into the rectum of another person who hasn't wiped after a bowel movement. His genetalia is then rubbed wildly over his partners face in a snake like manner.

My boyfriend gave me a dirty python last night and now I have pink eye.

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Pyro Python

Da Best Kill0r in First Person Shooters - Unreal Tournament 2003 - Frag.Ops - Unreal Tournament - Tactical Ops - Half Life - Counter Strike

Also known as a Python with fire around his body who sets enemies on fire and kills them

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Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

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ball python

Suffocating one's victim by obstructing his/her nostrils with your balls while receiving a blowjob or head.

I accidentally gave her my ball python while we were doing 69... I gotta remember to be more careful next time when I am on top.

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pulling the python

Male masturbation. Jackin off, wanking, beating the meat. Python refers to the guy's dick.

My roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.

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