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Joanna uncontrollably slipped her delicate hand inside her black knickers and began soaking the raisin. Soon, the raisin was plump and succulent. Joanna screamed with pleasure.
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When you're having sex with a girl and she is on top. She accidently lets out a small bunny turd and it rolls down your balls.
I was doing my gf after we eat Chinese food. It must have gone right through her because she let out a rolling raisin.
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An old lady's (preferably black) clit
Rob: Yo she's fine
Aidan: She got a raisin clit
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When fucking a girl lasts so long you get a California Raisin Dick.
"Dude, then she clamped down on my dick with her Chinese dick trap until I had raisin dick"
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These rare items appear when multiple loads congeal and harden inside a woman's vagina or anus and form a white "plug."
I was going down on my ol' lady last night and I thought I was seeing things. Bitch had a giant white raisin hanging halfway out! She told me she stopped fucking the drywall crew.
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Cereal made out of raisins and bran. If you eat a lot, you'll crap a whole ton.
I ate a whole ton of raisin bran one time and was in the washroom for six hours after that.
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When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!
Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!
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