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Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".
Also, if someone is a tight arse.
Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"
Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"
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The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!
I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance
The act of tricking your friend into thinking it's a sexual term
I gave Caroline a San Diego reach around and she was confused.
The situation where a reply to a Facebook post receives a "like" from the OP. The OP then posts their own reply to the reply, to which the person being replied to also gives a "like".
Step 1: You post something on Facebook.
Step 2: Someone replies to your post.
Step 3: You "like" said reply and reply yourself.
Step 4: The person you are replying to also "likes your reply.
You have just participated in a Facebook reach-around.
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When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.
"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".
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1) A man being hung from a noose with the other end of the rope being held by a man or woman with one hand. While the other hand is reached around giving the hung man a hand job.
2) A Russian roulette of cum or death!
She better have good coordination skills or this grim reaper reach around is going to end in death!
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When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.
"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."
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