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one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
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That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis
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When you go craaaaazy and stick your shaft in maaaaany women's behinds.
Chris: heeey so yesterdaaaaay i kind of went off on a bunch a girls asses
Alejandro: so you went on a rectum rampage?!
Chris: Systematically, im a barnyard chimpanzee
Alejandro: no stooooooop! if you ever-if you EVER!!!
Chris: i love nikki!!!
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A Specific Tool mainly Used By Tylers Mother. A Gigantic Dildo that will rip you in two.
Damn that bitzch uzin a fuckin Rectum Ripper
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One who has their neck surrounded by their own rectum. Thus wearing their rectum as a necklace. Synonymous with asshat.
Briann keeps deleting my tags on facebook pics. Who does that rectum necklace think she is?
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A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.
"Dude, that guys a real faggot."
"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."
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To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.
Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.
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