When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.
Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.
To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word
Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.
a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)
An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.
God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!