Random
Source Code
Random
The unmistakable shitstorm that takes place when your company policy forces you to reset your password and you become locked out of all systems. It's probably better to take the day off.
MM: I can't access the VPN, my emails, my laptop and my wife is probably going to leave me because I can't message her. I think my WiFi stopped working too.
TP: Password reset day?
MM: I hate Password reset day.
The act of sticking a screwdriver up the anus while being held upside down.
A: I want to reset you like a furby tonight.
B: i could really go for a good resetting
<.7.9.7.6.>Jowharah Jones' "'reset'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Jowharah Jones' "'reset'"<.7.9.7.6.>
.9.The Eternal tsu On The Word "'Reset'".9.
.9.The Eternal tsu On The Word "'Reset'".9.
When your sleep schedule is so horrid that you go night without sleeping so that the next day you sleep at a normal time.
My sleep schedule is so fucked up, I gotta reset
I'm buying Redbull for my reset tonight
Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.
Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.
Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world