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A person who sucks up to a cooler person.
Someone who says, "Boy golly! You are so cool! You are God!" would be a nut rider.
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A male who has sex with a female that weighs more than they do.
Yo, here comes the whale rider
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When a nigga stay on people dick hatin and shit. Never mind his own business and always trying to hop on dick when ever he get the chance. Usually finds a dick rider somewhere trying to prove everyone wrong even tho nobody was talking to him.
Guy 1- aye bro you watched the game last night lebron dropped 40.
Guy 2- damn that’s cool
Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.
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It's when you grab your penis, and then you have someone else work you arm. It's like someone else striking you off.
I'm gonna give you dutch rider, grab your dick and then I will work your arm.
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When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.
So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.
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A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
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A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.
Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.
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