A big fat Mexican kid who is lazy and FAT says that he hits the gym yet u don’t see no progress guess workin out ain’t workin out for his big chungus lookin headass. He might have a car but he still don’t get any bitches cuz he the most gay person u will ever meet.
Damn Roberto u gay and fat u big chungus
The biggest fat and lazy kid in the world who always acts gay and sometimes take it to the next level he might have a car but still get no girls. He might go to gym to workout but working out doesn’t workout for this big chungus lookin headass.
Damn Roberto u fat Nigga go hit the gym or sum.
The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)
Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
The best budgie in the world
Blue and loves belly rubs
Have a but for a nose
"Roberto is a half tamed birb " she said
Roberto, a kind hearted guy who loves to joke around, he's handsome, fun and trustworthy, he's got big hands and a cheerful smile, my days brighten just looking at him, the guy you'd want to be with all times.
Girl 1: Oh wow! Who's that?
Girl 2: You don't know who that is? That's Roberto Velazquez!
A really homosexual looking guy with no sleeves wearing a hard hat
Is that one of the village people? No it's a Roberto rosati Jr