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In webcasting, the sound of the interference introduced when a mono audio source is encoded using a stereo codec.
Check your settings, I'm hearing a robot attack on your 300k stream.
A high schools robotics competition that requires vast amounts of money and supplies to compete in, as the cost of parts is ridiculous to the point that you are wondering why you are spending so much of the schools budget on this instead of flying cars for the students.
Half of the expensive parts you will buy will bend, snap, or get lost or stolen.
Each year there is a new game that teams must compete in that is vaguely similar to the others and requires almost the same skillset and tools.
The rulebook is longer than any textbook you will ever procrastinate reading. Everyone on your team will keep telling you to read it, and you never will.
"Oh no! Our robot is 1/16 of an inch too tall for inspection! I guess we have to shave down the top of it for the next 30 minutes or we won't be able to compete! I love Vex Robotics!"
A mobile game by Pixonic which charges several hundred dollars for a single item. The game is constantly updating, and every new update nerfs the last one.
Real definition:
War Robots is a mobile game that allows you to choose from an ever-expanding list of robots and weapons. Each robot and weapon has different abilities, strengths, and weaknesses. One robot has 3 heavy hardpoints (weapon slots) and has remarkably low speed and high health, while another has 3 light hardpoints, very little health, and a lot of speed. All robots are supposed to be balanced, but some are much better than others.
There are quite a few weapons, and I will attempt to name as many as possible from memory:
Guy1: "Hey did you see the new War Robots update yet?"
Guy2: "Oh no, not again..."
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A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
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A current internet sensation that has swept the world, a brilliant conglomeration of colours, explosions and tacky 90's pop has been combined to create possibly the greatest accomplishment of mankind.
All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.
34 BC: The lord blessed the world with Jesus
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn
Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?
Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn
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A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.
It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
"Check out the robot spider I killed!"
"Thats a spider robot idiot..."
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the first decent file-transfer site without the annoying ads or snail-slow speed of Media-Fire or Photobucket. Its kind of like that one hot chick in a crowd of fat ugly sluts.
Henry was quite delighted with himself when Upload Robots stored his entire porn collection online at no cost
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