Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

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root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

root beer

1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.

1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.

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root beer

The best damn soda in the world!

Henry Weinhard's by favorite bottled root beer, A&W's my favorite canned root beer.

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root beer

Previously used in the pharmaceutical industry (much like Dr. Pepper), this delicious nectar now comes in nearly 300 flavors, and is microbrewed with nearly as much vigor as its alcholic cousin, pure beer. Root beer is so named due to it's ingredients, including berries, spices, and actual roots and stems from various plants.

IBC is possibly the finest, mass-produced root beer on the planet.

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root beer

The greatest of all american soft drinks, ageless, flavourful and full of moxie.

Root Beer is the only drink you can mix with Fleet Phospo saline laxative that will not make you gag.

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got root

alternative version of 'got milk'. it refers to root access on a computer running linux, which is the equivalent of administrator on windows.

got root?

*types 'sudo' into terminal*

have now!

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