when you're dicks too big and it can't fit in your partner, you cut her vagina and asshole to make a "buttgina."
yo bro how was last night?
i was tryna fuck her long dick style but my dick was too big so i sacramento cut that bitch.
that's lit man
That girl that always brings the pain but won’t let you in the stones without $5000 or more
Jesus guys, Sacramento Veronica wouldn’t let me in the game because I’m a mushycookie
a very boring place to live. People normally call it Sacramento referring to Rancho Cordova, Fair Oaks, and Citrus Heights
The only good thing about it are the churches :)
Sacramento has some very depressing roads and its did I say its super hot
its going to kill you some day
A nice craft beer 🍺 😋 good to drink con tus amigos
From Paraguay 🇵🇾
Lets Go to Sacramento
A fresh, minty replacement for the bread used in a child’s Communion ceremony.
“The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”
Sacramento, “The Land of the Nothing” or the other Indianapolis. The city and area has never had an identity or redeeming qualities. This is important to point out only because there’s a gigantic pool of low motivation basement dwellers, mall walkers and parking lot sloths that just hang out and justify how great this meaningless town is to support their decision to stay and do nothing with their own lives. Downtown Sac and now surrounding areas smell and look like giant used condom. Self promoting Sac worshippers (adult children) drive around this dump of a city in their shitty sedan, filled with Burger King dumping Burger King wrappers and ashtrays in Dollar General parking lots. Sac is just an extension of Fresno.
After leaving Wang Tung Massage Parlor in downtown Sacramento Tuesday afternoon, Kevin drove along the sidewalk throwing garbage out of his Ford Tempo while smoking a half used menthol he found on his dashboard.
Sac is the birthplace and stomping grounds to the rapper and GOAT Mozzy! Oak Park Gangland Landlord Big 4s….. Bladadah
Where is Mozzy from? I like his lingo!
Oh, Mozzy from Sacramento! He running the game right now. Ain’t nobody fuckin wit Mozzy!