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Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 14, 2010


bake sale

a marijuana smoke session

I gotta stop having those bake sales before work, I nearly ate my report.

by mugongocock March 28, 2004


garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003


yard sale

Having a really bad wipeout.

That snowboarder tried to hit the kicker, but dug his edge and had a yard sale.

by B-Doc August 29, 2003


off sale

Privately owned establishments where alcoholic beverages can be purchased, specifically in socialist Saskatchewan. Prices are usually outragegous compared to government run liquor boards.

Its 2 a.m. and I need some more Canadians, lets go to the off sale.

by Dillon Forsberg November 22, 2005


Yard Sale

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.

That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.

by Wiggles37 January 04, 2007


Blowout Sale

Fecal urgency followed by a rapid, loose bowel movement

I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.

by besznits August 02, 2016