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When you are walking, and your ankle turns to the side. You either look ridiculus or you fall on your ass.
-needed a word to describe this unfortunate situation.
When you see a woman in high shoes and she does not step right and her ankle rolls to the ouside.
This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.
guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."
The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.
Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
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While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.
Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!
the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.
John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
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A fastabend's sandals
A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.