socialist scarf

A rag worn by the all-knowing members of ISO (International Socialist Organization) usually red checker-type pattern, sometimes black. It's actually called a keffiyeh but who the fuck cares what it's called? You look like a badass rebel!!!

Ken: Yo Pete, what is that thing strangling you?
Pete: Oh that? It's my new socialist scarf!
Ken" Gee Pete! I didn't realize you were cool enough to be apart of such a beautiful and meaningful display of personal beliefs!
Passerbyer:WTF mates?

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doggy scarf

a scarf put on a doggy,

"dude look at the dog, i put a scarf on him .... now he has a doggy scarf"

doesnt he look cute

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kitty scarf

a scarf put on a kitty.. used when kittys get cold

also see a doggy scarf

PERSON 1: hey pussy, you cold?

ADORA-KITTY:yes

PERSON1: go get a kitty scarf!

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Varsity Scarf

The use of a jumper worn around the neck and over the shoulders as popularised by the middle-class and the french

"Some loser came into the pub today wearing a varsity scarf."

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Skin Scarf

When a person's neck fat is so much that it appears they are wearing a scarf of skin

"Did you see the neck on that tubby hooker? Looks like she's wearing a skin scarf"

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Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

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twat scarf

a descrpition of type of winter scarf worn by someone indoors or worn with a T Shirt.

Look at that idiot in his twat scarf.

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