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The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.
Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!
Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?
Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube
Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.
New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.
Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"
Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"
Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"
Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"
a demon baby that is always snaking in front of the beloved skater kids
scooter kid *exists*
skaters *shook*
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Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.
Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
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The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.
Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?
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(extra credit to Dogfish)n. The remarkably quick method by which you get home after a night out on the piss, forcing you to remark you had an indelible mode of transport. (N.b. please also be aware of 'beer scooter with a puncture' which is a much slower form of transport, where you start out with speedy intentions; but spend the majority of the night dragging extra equipment attached to your legs)
"How did you get home Sebastian?"
"On a beer scooter"
"Oh"
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