Poo and Screw

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!

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banging screw

to dump (play) the late and great DJ Screw's music at high volume. Most likely while sittin crooked in da slab, bending corners in da big box dunk chevy.

we was dippin through da souf side banging screw.

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Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

screw you

a nicer way of saying fuck you. usually used when annoyed.

Retard: Pudding sucks!
Pudding lover: well screw you.

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chew and screw

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.

I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.

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screw loose

to have a screw loose is to be a a bit mad

"aye, he's always had a screw loose"

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screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

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