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To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
A seattle sizzle is a sexual act by nature (fetish). A seattle sizzle is when someone cums (ejaculates) into a measuring cup and boils it over a stove.
Hey Bobby, mind helping me out with a Seattle Sizzle?
Bobby: Yeah man, ill hold the measuring cup.
Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
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The act of placing ones cock and balls fully inside ones vagina or anus and thrust forcefully until orgasm is reached . CAUTION MUST BE PERFORMED BY EXPRIENCED COCK MASTERS OR APPRENTICES!
THIS BITCHES PUSSY IS TOOOOOOOO LOSE SO I HAD TO GIVE HER THE OL'SEATTLE SUITCASE.
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When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.
Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.
the act of pissing in ones mouth with a full bladder, then letting them slowly have the piss run down the chin,neck and chest, and eventually having it pool up into the belly button.
i love it when my wife lets me give her a seattle stream